Sunday, 25 December 2016

Lowish Christmas spirit


I can’t remember a year that I’ve approached with so much apprehension as 2017. I’m convinced the referendum was a disaster and the US election of Donald Trump beggars belief. Apart from being a thoroughly obnoxious individual his policies, such as we know of them, look thoroughly bad.

On a personal level our Christmas isn’t looking wonderful. Annette is recovering from a virus infection and I’m just starting one. We have resolved to avoid our plans for visiting Frances for the family rendezvous because of the infection risk. Alison has kindly said she and Frances will visit us to collect presents etc. We are holding a pile for kids which we don’t want to chance delivering.

At least I have some festive jokes

The U rated one

Q What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Christmas Quackers.

The vulgar one ( from the Vicar of Dibley nativity episode! )

Santa Claus has a mince pie stuck up his bottom. He goes to the doctor. The doctor examines him  and says “ no problem, I’ve got cream for that”

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